The irresistible charm of a Tennessee accent. Bulging biceps. A gourmet chef. Alternative flair, and a down-home Kentucky upbringing highlight this year’s list of the 10 Sexiest Daily Men. Though separating the men from the boys posed a bit of an issue, voters agreed – new wardrobes and personality played major roles in the outcome.

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Christopher Price Jones!!!

“You see these guys day in and day out, so they have to have something original about them. Shopping at Steve’s just doesn’t cut it after a while,” said one news editor. “The quiet, mysterious ones totally won my vote. They just seem so cute and innocent.”

This element of mystery is something winner C. P. Jones said comes naturally to him. “Women like the mysterious type. I like women. So I do what I can to maintain my mystique,” Jones said. When asked what the C stands for, Jones replied, “I would tell you, but then where would the mystery be?” But don’t let his words fool you. This hottie packs some serious intellectual muscle. He’s a math major with a fondness for Nabokov. In his spare time, Jones dedicates himself to his friends, helping those more lonely than him discover how to become more irresistible.

“They’re my friends, and I don’t want for anyone to be alone. It’s the least I can do,” said the Tennessee native.

“I’ve never met a guy who could pull off wearing a baby pink shirt and actually look attractive, but C. Price never fails,” said one news reporter who wished to be called Snow White. “Of all the guys that I’ve met at the Daily, C. Price just seems so … alluring.”

When it comes to the muscle of the Daily, runner up Jonathon Triest makes sure to strut his stuff at any chance he gets. “Seeing Jon walk in wearing a white t-shirt, jeans and a hat backward makes a long night at the Daily seem so much shorter. He’s so suave and truly is a sight for tired eyes,” commented former editor Ms. Green.

But despite Triest’s looks, Green said top-five pick Andy Taylor-Fabe would be her pick for a night on the town. “He just seems like such a gentleman. He has that sort of laid-back, carefree style about him, like he would be totally satisfied cuddling on the couch and watching a good movie,” she said. “I love the side burns,” she added. A film buff, Taylor-Fabe enjoys a calm lifestyle, which typically includes drinking with friends at Ashleys, a quaint local bar. “I’m just not in to that whole dress-to-impress thing. I want people to see me for me, not some carbon-copy, clich

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