Gross in millions of dollars

 

1. The Passion of the Christ (53.2) — Did you hear the one
about the priest, the rabbi and …

2. Starsky & Hutch (28.1) — “Zoolander
II,” with special guest Snoop Dogg. The question now is, can
he do the ‘magnum’?

3. Hidalgo (18.8) — I prefer the Kentucky Derby because of
the mint juleps.

4. 50 First Dates (7.6) — Happy Madison forever! No,
really. Can’t we just idolize those two movies and forget all
the rest?

5. Twisted (5.1) — Ashley Judd in another cop drama? Wow,
what a surprise.

6. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (4.0) —
We’ll only believe Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff made up if
they make out on TRL.

7. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (3.0) —
You’ve already seen it 56 times. Shouldn’t you just go
home? The cats miss you.

8. Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (2.9) — Since when did
people start spelling “dirrty” with one
‘r.’

9. Miracle (2.5) — “Mighty Ducks 2” meets
“Cool Runnings”. Welcome to Minnesota, yah.

10. Monster (2.1) — Charlize is hot, especially as a
psychotic murderer.

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