Gross in millions of dollars


1. Barbershop 2: Back in Business (24.2) — I heard
somewhere that Ice Cube used to rap, or something,

2. Miracle (19.3) — Best hockey movie since
“D3: The Mighty Ducks.”

3. You Got Served (7.5) — Steve Harvey will
apparently take any script as long as it has words in it

4. Along Came Polly (6.8) — Well, it’s still
better than “There’s Something about Mary.” Well,
not really, no.

5. The Butterfly Effect (6.5) — We can only hope
that this will sink Ashton forever. Not keeping our fingers crossed

6. Catch That Kid (5.8) — It’s “Spy
Kids” meets “Spy Kids 2” meets “Spy Kids

7. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (4.2)
— OK nerds, we get it. Orcs and everything. Great.

8. Mystic River (3.6) — The thrilling sequel to
“Mystic Pizza” with Julia Roberts.

9. Monster (3.5) — They should get an Oscar just
for making Charlize Theron ugly. That’s what I call a

10. Cold Mountain (3.2) — Apparently, Jude Law was
in the running to play the next Superman. Man, that would be so
damn sweet.

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