Gross in millions of dollars

1. Bringing Down the House (31.1) – Well, at least they resisted the temptation to replace “the” with “da.”

2. Tears of the Sun (17.1) – They say it’s Willis’ best action movie since “Die Hard.” Ahem. How about “Die Hard 2: Die Harder” and “Die Hard with a Vengeance,” huh?

3. Old School (9.2) – Is grandma gonna die? She will if you don’t nail it this time! Now sing like professionals!

4. Chicago (6.8) – Two Latifah’s in our Top 10? We’ve exceeded our maximum weight limit.

5. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (6.7) – Take him to see “Chicago.”

6. Cradle 2 the Grave (6.5) – All right, we understand the first part. First we go’ rock, but then we go’ what?

7. Daredevil (5.2) – We wish we were blind so we wouldn’t have to watch this. Zing!

8. The Jungle Book 2 (4.3) – A demon-possessed bear and a child in a loincloth? Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell would not approve.

9. Shanghai Knights (2.7) – Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson are so hot right now.

10. The Life of David Gale (2.1) – Man, what happened Kevin? You used to be so cool. You’ve changed, brother – you’ve changed.

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