Gross in millions of dollars

1. Darkness Falls (12.5) – Why aren’t the towns in horror movies ever called something pleasant like Nicetown or Candyville?

2. Kangaroo Jack (11.9) – We’re still struggling with the premise: Why, exactly, is there a talking kangaroo?

3. Chicago (8.5) – Good movie, bad band.

4. Just Married (7.5) – Could we please just drown both of them for the good of humanity?

5. National Security (7.4) – If you saw “Bad Boys,” “Blue Streak” or are planning on seeing “Bad Boys II,” don’t bother with this one.

6. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (6.9) – Do not trust to hope. It has forsaken this top 10 list.

7. Catch Me If You Can (6.6) – A kid pretending to be a pilot? That’s as dumb as an ex-cheerleader pretending to be president.

8. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (6.0) – Based on Chuck Barris’ “autobiography.”

9. About Schmidt (5.5) – Speaking of Barris, was Jack’s bare ass necessary? Zing.

10. The Hours (4.0) – You can just smell the Oscar.

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