Gross in millions of dollars

1. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (16.2) Wait, is that Frodo or Bilbo? Eh, same difference.

2. A Beautiful Mind (15.2) Yeah, if by mind you mean Jennifer Connelly”s ass.

3. Orange County (15.0) I sat on a toilet after after eating barbeque peanuts and made something funnier.

4. Ocean”s 11 (7.7) Julia will be making infomercials before the decade is out.

5. The Royal Tenenbaums (6.4) Carnie”s brothers have put together quite a little film!

6. Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (5.5) Early morning yellow urine.

7. Vanilla Sky (5.0) “Total Recall” for morons.

8. Kate & Leopold (4.7) Meg Ryan is worse than leprosy.

9. Gosford Park (3.6) Just like “The Player,” if “The Player” sucked. Hard.

10. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer”s Stone (3.6) Nothing better than a movie directed by Coke and Burger King.

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