Gross in millions of dollars
1. Meet the Fockers (28.4) –— Barbra Streisand plays … wait for it … wait for it … the motherfocker.
2. White Noise (24.1) — Looks like Michael Keaton didn’t fall off the face of the earth after all.
3. The Aviator (7.49) – Mr. Burns was a much better Howard Hughes than Leonardo DiCaprio.
4. Lemony Snicket’s a Series of Unfortunate Events (7.43) — Don’t blame Jim Carrey — you’d be in this too if you were offered $20 million.
5. Fat Albert (5.7) — Since when was Albert Brooks ever obese?
6. Ocean’s Twelve (5.3) – There once was a time when Steven Soderbergh made good movies. If you don’t believe us, we’re sure it was a cornerstone on “I Love the ’90s.”
7. Spanglish (4.25) — An Adam Sandler movie without Rob Schneider — well, there’s a first time for everything.
8. National Treasure (4.2) — Apparently, the sequel will focus on stealing Monica’s stained dress.
9. The Phantom of the Opera (3.4) — Featuring such megastars as that Scottish dude from the “Tomb Raider” sequel.
10. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2.7) –— You know it’s Oscar season when Bill Murray plays another depressed, middle-aged guy looking for redemption.