Gross in millions of dollars

1. The Passion of the Christ (32.1) — Ain’t
nothin’ but a Jesus thang.

2. Secret Window (18.2) — If Johnny Depp
can’t top Jesus, who can?

3. Starsky & Hutch (16.0) — Snoop Dogg in a
muthafuckin’ PG-13 movie? How is that muthafuckin’
possible?

4. Hidalgo (11.8) — It’s like “Lord of
the Rings” but without the hobbits, orcs, wizards… OK, so
the only thing they have in common is Viggo Mortensen.

5. Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (8.0)
Wanna watch an American 18-year-old play a 10-year-old who thinks
he’s James Bond? Neither do we.

6. 50 First Dates (5.4) — If you’d like to
save time and just catch the highlights, we recommend dates 12, 24,
37, 38, 45 and 49. They’re also good lottery picks.

7. Twisted (3.0) — Why don’t the alcoholic
detectives who pick us up in bars look like Ashley Judd?

8. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2.4)
Lindsay’s ready to throw down. Why won’t you step up to
the plate, Hilary?

9. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2.0)
— Free Oscar with every ticket purchased.

10. Spartan (2.0) — The tragic tale of a Big Ten
quarterback and his struggle with cocaine addiction.

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