Probably a sign of your superiority

Girls hate me

Me too

You’re probably clueless, asshole.

– The men’s bathroom at Ashley’s Restaurant and Pub

I left my e-mail somewhere in this room. If you find it, you can e-mail me. -Alison

Alison, you liar, there is no e-mail address here. -The Scholar

– A study carrel in the Grad

Have you seen interesting graffiti around campus?
E-mail thestatement@umich.edu

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