Probably a sign of your superiority
Girls hate me
You’re probably clueless, asshole.
– The men’s bathroom at Ashley’s Restaurant and Pub
I left my e-mail somewhere in this room. If you find it, you can e-mail me. -Alison
Alison, you liar, there is no e-mail address here. -The Scholar
– A study carrel in the Grad
Have you seen interesting graffiti around campus?