Dear Campus Conservatives:
We need to chat. I’ve read over and over about Conservative Coming Out Day. Forget about offending the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community for a second. Whether that’s what you think you did is irrelevant. I have another beef with you: false victimization. Don’t get me wrong, I think you’re a great group. Your opinions, though I disagree with nearly all of them, are yours and no one should ever tell you that your beliefs are bad. However, and I mean no offense, you’re delusional if you think you’re being persecuted. Certainly not in the same way LGBT people have been. You constantly nag about a “liberal bias” here on campus. I’m here to tell you something that may shock you or anger you. Are you ready? There is no liberal bias.
Now I know what you’re thinking. “But, Jared,” you say, “all of my professors are liberal. A good majority of them are supporters of the Democratic Party. There’s got to be a bias there.” Sorry to burst your bubble, but you are at most only half right. Sure, many professors confess to having liberal leanings. And many might also confess to having voted for Sen. John Kerry (D