Indecent rubbing in France
French officials forced to fence off 19th century statue because of concerns about “indecent rubbing” of its groin area. If we were French, we’d riot too.
Peter Jackson’s $210 million blockbuster receives early five-star reviews. We haven’t seen the film, but we’d give Naomi Watts five stars any day.
A New Hampshire man named Ronald MacDonald was detained by police for robbing a Wendy’s. Word has it the Burger King has his sights on KFC. Stay on guard, Colonel.