1. An Elkton, Md. man came home to find an intruder sleeping in his bed, The Associated Press reported. The burglar, Mark “Weasel” William, set up a chair to block the back entrance before going to sleep. He was found with police suspect to be crack cocaine.
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3. A hungry 6-year-old boy tried to steal his grandmother’s car to go to the local Applebee’s restaurant in his town of Broomfield, Colo., the AP reported. The boy was unable to get the car out of reverse and only traveled 75 feet before hitting a transformer, knocking out power nearby.