1 – A Brooklyn, N.Y. high school banned students from wearing costumes on Halloween after a student came to school dressed as Adolf Hitler last year, the New York Post reported. The same student intends to dress up anyway – as Jesus.
2 – ABC created a sitcom based on the popular Geico insurance cavemen commercials.
3 – A Nebraska state senator filed a lawsuit against God last week for causing “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants,” The Associated Press reported. “God” responded to Ernie Chambers (D-Omaha) through a Corpus Christi law office. He claims that the Omaha District Court lacks jurisdiction.