>1 An Australian firm that trains Santa Clauses allegedly told recruits not to say “ho, ho, ho,” because it denotes American slang for prostitutes, The Daily Telegraph reported. Two would-be Santas have reportedly quit because of the limitation.
2 On Friday night, Michigan volleyball senior Lyndsay Miller moved into first place on the Wolverine’s career block list. The co-captain’s three blocks put her at 473.
3 A Pennsylvania man who lived after being hit by a car traveling at 70 mph will be in the 2008 Guinness Book of World Records, The Associated Press reported. He holds the record for the “Greatest Distance Thrown in a Car Accident” at 118 feet.