“Last week, these three girls were walking into Skeeps, and one of them was eating a hot dog; her friends walked in and she took one bite of her hot dog, set it down on the top of the trashcan and went in … And then this guy with his shirt ripped open all the way picks up the hot dog and eats the whole thing.”

— Kinesiology sophomore TOBI HELLER on the funniest thing to ever happen at the Maynard St. bar Scorekeeper’s

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