rule 16: Teeter-totters aren’t an effective way to raise money. rule 17: Only freshmen can get away with walking in groups of more than four people on Saturday nights. rule 18: You can’t both be an asshole to pedestrians as a driver and a hazard to cars as a pedestrian. Pick one.

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