rule 13: It’s college. Make poor choices while you still can.

rule 14: If you’ve graduated or you’re married, you probably shouldn’t have a Facebook account.

rule 15: If you don’t make eye contact with the people handing things out on the Diag, you don’t have to feel bad about not taking it.

– E-mail rule submissions to TheStatement@umich.edu

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