rule 7: The word party should not be used as a verb.

rule 8: In this city, parking in a structure is a lot like giving up.

rule 9: Question your manhood if the barista at Starbucks checks off two or more of the variations listed on the side of the cup.

– E-mail rule submissions to thestatement@umich.edu.

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