I’m a senior. According to my life plan, I should be engaged to a model/actress and have an internship lined up at The New York Times by now. This is not remotely close to what’s happening. Where should I turn in my hour of need – the Career Center; an academic adviser; Match.com? How about the mystical realm of infinite wisdom.
It should be fairly easy to figure out what to do with my life by consulting the heavens. It’s not like they’ll just spit out a multitude of ambiguous nonsensical phrases at me. I’m going to try to do this online first, for free. Why would destiny need money?