If there”s one thing I always wanted to say to my peers at the University of Michigan it”s something along the lines of “get you heads our of your asses.” If you don”t realize what you”re really here for to trying really fucking hard to change things for the better you might as well leave. Yeah, everyone wants to have sex with secretaries in the halls of power, but get ahold of yourself! Investment banking won”t save the world, inequality exists, and you”re all going to die. So make the most of it while you”re still alive.

Jim Secreto, Grand Pubah of Campus Politics

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