rule 69: A good friend is one you don’t have to buy a Christmas gift for.

rule 70: At this point in the season, it’s OK to wear Uggs, but you still can’t wear Crocs.

rule 71: Read your lease carefully. Chances are good your landlord might try to slip you an early lease-signing waiver.

– E-mail rule submissions to TheStatement@umich.edu

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