rule 57: You’re not fooling anyone when you order a diet coke with your triple bacon burger.

rule 58: Wearing a miniskirt in sub-zero temperatures will not make you look hot. Only cold.

rule 59: Picking an occupation and putting the word “sexy” in front of it is rarely a good costume idea.

– E-mail rule submissions to TheStatement@umich.edu

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