rule 95: Keeping a cigarette behind your ear makes you look like an asshole.

rule 96: If you haven’t seen some of your Facebook friends in person since orientation freshman year, it’s time to clean house.

rule 97: Don’t ask about your friends’ summer plans just so you can hear them say they don’t have any.

– E-mail rule submissions to TheStatement@umich.edu

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