rule 92: You can only sexile your roommates if they have someplace to go. rule 93: If you’re not going to cross the picket line, you have to understand why you shouldn’t. rule 94: Your tiny apartment’s living room isn’t a great place for a bump-n-grind dance party. Turn off Soulja Boy, turn on the lights and try talking for once.

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