Rule 81: After seeing someone slip on ice, don’t ask if they’re OK. They just want you to pretend that it didn’t happen.

Rule 82: If someone knows what you filled out for “favorite beverage” on your directory.umich.edu page, avoid them.

Rule 83: Changing details of your life history in your Spanish journals to fit your limited vocabulary is just as bad as “A Million Little Pieces.”

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