rule 78: A friend who steals your pen or lighter is no friend at all.

rule 79: Pretending to text message is an acceptable way to avoid awkward Diag run-ins. Staring at a squirrel isn’t.

rule 80: The first roommate to come down with something gets to sanitize the entire house.

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