rule 75: Knowing all of Britney’s trauma is fine if you also keep up with real news.
rule 76: Your Facebook status is not an appropriate place to tell your friends you’re angry with them.
rule 77: Even though the sun has been down for hours, 8 p.m. is still too early to start doling out shots. 9 p.m. isn’t.
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