Rule 49: Think creatively. “Should I get a condom?” probably shouldn’t be your standard come-on.

Rule 50: Now that global warming has set in, you can wear white even after Labor Day, no matter what mom says.

Rule 51: Protein shakes don’t fit in with the image you’re looking for.

– E-mail rule submissions to TheStatement@umich.edu.

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