The List

Blow Johnny Depp and Paul “Pee Wee” Reubens sell Cocaine. Wow, that sounds like a joke. At Quality 16: 11:10, 12, 1:40, 2:30, 4:20, 7, 7:30, 9:25, 10,12 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 1, 1:30, 3:45, 4:15, 7:10, 7:40, 9:45, 10:15, 12:15 (Fri. & Sat.).

Just Visiting Yeah, that”s what you said last time, and you ended up sleeping on my couch and smoking the entire for a month. At Quality 16: 11:30, 1:30, 3:25, 5:25, 7:20, 9:20, 11:25 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 12:30, 2:30, 4:40, 7:15, 9:20, 11:20 (Fri. & Sat.).).

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12:30 (Fri. & Sat.).

Pokemon Hey, Pokepeople, stop before someone gets hurt. At Quality 16: 11:05, 1:05, 3:05, 5:05, 7:05. At Showcase: 12:10, 12:40, 2:15, 2:45, 4:25, 4:55, 6:20, 7.

American Desi If anyone can tell me what this movie is, please call the Daily. I”ll sign “The List” for you! At Showcase: 12:35, 8:20, 10:30, 12:35 (Fri. & Sat.).

The Brothers The story of two identical twins. One of them is evil. You can tell because the evil one wears sunglasses. At Quality 16: 3:45, 5:45, 7:45, 9:45, 11:45 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 12:25, 2:40, 5:15, 8, 10:25, 12:40 (Fri. & Sat.).

Bridget Jones” Diary Sneak Preview Saturday at 9:30. Tell your friends. First 20 people in line get Rene Zellweger.

Chocolat GO AWAY! I want this movie out of theaters so bad I can taste it. Hatred, that is, not chocolat(e). At Quality 16: 11:05, 1:40, 3:55, 6:25, 9:05. At Showcase: 1:20, 3:50, 6:45, 9:25. A-

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Does not stand up to martial arts classic “Crippled Avengers,” but it”s okay. At Quality 16: 3, 5:15, 7:30. At Showcase: 1:45, 4:10, 6:40, 9:15, 11:45 (Fri. & Sat.). A+

Down to Earth Original title “Here Comes Mr. Jordan” was already taken. That was not funny. At Showcase: 12:05, 2:10, 5:50, 7:35, 9:35, 11:25 (Fri. & Sat.). C

Enemy at the Gate Jackson Pollock and Dickie Greenleaf square off in a battle of wits and submarine guns. At Quality 16: 11, 1:35, 4:10, 6:55, 9:30, 11:50 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 1:10, 4:05, 6:55, 9:50, 12:25 (Fri. & Sat.). B+

Exit Wounds Sequel to “Entrance Wounds” starring Jeff Speakman and Onyx. At Quality 16: 9:10, 11:10 (Fri. & Sat). At Showcase: 3, 5:20, 7:55, 10:20, 12:30 (Fri. & Sat.).

Fifteen Minutes DeNiro, DeNiro, DeNiro. That”s all I ever hear about. He just keeps stealing roles away from actor/writer/producer Dolph Lundgren. At Showcase: 9:55, 12:10 (Fri. & Sat.). D+

Hannibal The most exploitive cannibal movies since “Alive,” though with uglier actors. At Showcase: 12 a.m. (Fri. & Sat.). B-

Heartbreakers Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sigourney Hate Weaver star with Gene Happiness Hackman and Ray Befuddled Liotta. STOP WHINING! At Quality 16: 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:05, 9:40, 11:55 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 1:05, 3:40, 6:35, 9:10, 11:40 (Fri. & Sat.). A-

The Mexican Hey, isn”t that the guy from “Kalifornia?” At Quality 16: 11:45, 2:25, 4:50, 7:10, 9:40, 11:55 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 9:05, 11:30 (Fri. & Sat.). B+

See Spot Run Everything you”ve always wanted in a kids movie if you”re an idiot. At Quality 16: 11:35, 1:50. At Showcase: 12 p.m.

Someone Like You Someone just like every galdarn freakin” other romantic comedy that has ever been released in the US or abroad. At Quality 16: 1:05, 3, 5:05, 7, 9:10, 11:15 (Fri. & Sat.) B

Spy Kids The director of “The Faculty” has fooled you before. This is a PG rated movie until the very end, where one of the kids pulls out a gun and blows up a liquor store. At Quality 16: 11:10, 12:10, 1:20, 2:20, 3:30, 4:30, 5:35, 6:35, 7:35, 9:35, 11:25 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 12:15, 12:45, 1:15, 2:20, 2:50, 3:20, 4:30, 5, 5:30, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 9, 9:30 (except Saturday). B

Tomcats If you paid to see this movie, than you deserved it. At Quality 16: 12:20, 2:15, 4:20, 7:15, 9:15, 9:20, 11 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 12:55, 3:30, 4, 5:40, 7:45, 8:15, 10, 10:30, 11:55 (Fri. & Sat.), 12:25 (Fri. & Sat.).

Traffic Soderbergh ingeniously fired actor Michael Gross and recast Benico del Toro instead. At Quality 16: 12:15, 9:45. At Showcase: 1:40, 4:20, 7:05, 11:30 (Fri. & Sat.). A

Thursday

CAMPUS CINEMA

Caveman”s Valentine (2001) Sam Jackson”s best performance since “Johnny Suede.” State Theater. 9:30 p.m.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) Yeah, I”m not really into movies where they don”t speak English, I”ll wait for the American translation. State Theater. 7 & 9:15 p.m.

The House of Mirth (2000) Gillian Anderson in a corset? Sign me up for two! State Theater. 6:45 p.m.

Pollock (2000) Bald man, whiny girl, 2 Oscar noms. Michigan Theater. 6:45 & 9:15 p.m.

Latin Boys Go to Hell (1997) According to those fellows in the Diag, so am I. Michigan Theater. 7 p.m.

Ratcatcher (1999) I like Glasgow in June, how “bout you? Michigan Theater. 9:30 p.m.

MUSIC

Cabaret Music John Morris” leadership drives Cabaret class thru some fine pieces of music. I think we watched this in my Cult. Anthropology class last year. University Hospital Lobby, Floor 1. 12:10 p.m. Free.

The Incredible Edibles Yum yum, eat “em up, think I”m in love. She wants to lick me like a lolly pop. All 4 One. Modern Rock. T.C.”s Speakeasy, Ypsilanti. 10:30 p.m. $3. 483-4470.

THEATER

Measure for Measure The theater department presents this Shakespearian play, the most contemporary of his comedies, in a current day setting. Directed by John Neville-Andrews. Trueblood Theatre, Frieze Bldg. 8 p.m. $15, $7 students. 936-3301.

Playfest 2001 This annual event, which grew out of “Theater 429: Playwriting Toward Production,” showcases several students” plays, with discussions following each one. Arena Theatre, Frieze Bldg. 7 p.m. Free. 764-5350.

Struggling Truths Performance Network tells this Peter Mellencamp story of the Chinese invasion of Tibet through the extreme, controversial opinions of a Buddhist monk. Performance Network, 120 E. Huron. 8 p.m. $17. 663-0681.

H.M.S. Pinafore This Gilbert and Sullivan musical, presented by the U-M G & S Society, tells the story of a visiting Admiral on a ship and his entanglement in a love affair. Mendelssohn Theater. 8 p.m. $7-18. 764-0450.

ALTERNATIVES

Agha Shahid Ali Poet and editor reads as part of the University”s Visiting Writer”s Series. Rackham Auditorium. 5 p.m. Free. 647-6471.

Scenarios: Recent Work by Lorna Simpson In this exhibit, the artist challenges viewers to think independently against stereotypes of gender, class, and race. Through film and photography, she draws on her own experiences and the current U.S. political climate to create her works. Museum of Art. Free. 764-0395.

Paradise Now: Picturing the Genetic Revolution This exhibit serves as an artistic response to the genetic revolution, and the profound questions it raises on issues of health, privacy, reproduction, and identity. Several art forms are used to express this profound scientific research. Museum of Art. Free. 764-0395.

Friday

CAMPUS CINEMA

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon See Thursday. State Theater. 7 & 9:15 p.m.

Faithless (2001) Ingmar Shmergman! When is McG”s new movie coming out? I just love him! Michigan Theater. 7 p.m.

Memento (2001) ti ees ot deen yllear uoy ,ssa skcik nialp tsuj kcilf sihT Michigan Theater. 7:15 & 9:45 p.m.

Ratcatcher See Thursday. Michigan Theater. 10 p.m.

Pollock See Thursday. State Theater. 7:15 & 9:30 p.m.

MUSIC

The Slip We”ve all given a few girls this in our day. And now it is being given back. Blind Pig, 208 S. 1st St. 10 p.m. $10 996-8555.

Heavy Weather Band names get no cheesier than this one. They deserve your time, and my sympathy. T.C.”s Speakeasy, Ypsilanti. 10:30 p.m. $3. 483-4470.

Al Hill & the Love Butlers I put these guys on the list a lot. Cos I like them, a lot. Look for as much Heavy Weather on the list as I can stomach in the future too. Cavern Club, 210 S 1st St. 10 p.m. $8. 332-9900.

Emerson String Quartet This popular and recent Grammy-winning quartet will perform the works of Haydn, Beethoven, Kurtag, and Bartok. Rackham Auditorium. 8 p.m. $20-36. 764-2538.

THEATER

Measure for Measure See Thursday. Directed by John Neville-Andrews. Trueblood Theatre, Frieze Bldg. 8 p.m. $15, $7 students. 936-3301.

Playfest 2001 See Thursday. Arena Theatre, Frieze Bldg. 7 p.m. Free. 764-5350.

Struggling Truths See Thursday. Performance Network, 120 E. Huron. 8 p.m. $20. 663-0681.

H.M.S. Pinafore See Thursday. Mendelssohn Theater. 8 p.m. $7-18. 764-0450.

ALTERNATIVES

John Biguenet Winner of the O. Henry award for fiction writing, Biguenet will be reading from his newly published collection of short stories. Shaman Drum. 8 p.m. Free. 662-7407.

Scenarios: Recent Work by Lorna Simpson See Thursday. Museum of Art. Free. 764-0395.

Paradise Now: Picturing the Genetic Revolution See Thursday. Museum of Art. Free. 764-0395.

Saturday

CAMPUS CINEMA

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon See Thursday. State Theater. 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15 & 11:30 p.m.

Homegrown (1998) Wait just a damn minute, those don”t look like cigarettes! That”s just not safe to smoke! State Theater. Midnight.

Memento See Friday. Michigan Theater. 4:45, 7:15 & 9:45 p.m.

Ratcatcher See Thursday. Michigan Theater. 10 p.m.

Pollock See Thursday. State Theater. 1:30, 4, 7:15 & 9:30 p.m.

MUSIC

Hash Bash Night – Funkintelligence You owe it to yourself and your bong to hit the pig. And no, I am not condoning violence against women. Blind Pig, 208 S. 1st St. 10 p.m. $8 996-8555.

Crowbar Hotel CD Release Party Celebrate the debut release from local rockers. Hopefully the CD is better than the band name. T.C.”s Speakeasy, Ypsilanti. 10:30 p.m. $3. 483-4470.

Lady Sunshine and the X Band I put these guys on the list a lot too, but I have exhausted all the X-men jokes so I will spare you. Go here. Listen to Music. Pay money. Buy drinks. Cavern Club, 210 S 1st St. 10 p.m. $8. 332-9900.

THEATER

Measure for Measure See Thursday. Directed by John Neville-Andrews. Trueblood Theatre, Frieze Bldg. 8 p.m. $15, $7 students. 936-3301.

Struggling Truths See Thursday. Performance Network, 120 E. Huron. 8 p.m. $20. 663-0681.

H.M.S. Pinafore See Thursday. Mendelssohn Theater. 2 & 8 p.m. $7-18. 764-0450.

ALTERNATIVES

Anchee Min Author discusses her acclaimed new novel, “Becoming Madame Mao.” Signing to follow. Borders. 5 p.m. Free. 668-7652.

Scenarios: Recent Work by Lorna Simpson See Thursday. Museum of Art. Free. 764-0395.

Paradise Now: Picturing the Genetic Revolution See Thursday. Museum of Art. Free. 764-0395.

Sunday

CAMPUS CINEMA

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon See Thursday. State Theater. 2, 4:30, 7 & 9:15 p.m.

Homegrown (1998) Wait just a damn minute, those don”t look like cigarettes! That”s just not safe to smoke! State Theater. Midnight.

Memento See Friday. Michigan Theater. 4:15, 6:45 & 9:15 p.m.

Ratcatcher See Thursday. Michigan Theater. 8:30 p.m.

Pollock See Thursday. State Theater. 1:30, 4, 7:15 & 9:30 p.m.

Solas (1999) A Spanish drama about mostly Spanish things taking place in Spain. Michigan Theater. 6 p.m.

MUSIC

Home Grown Night Local bands and acts come out to play at the Speakeasy. T.C.”s Speakeasy, Ypsilanti. 10:30 p.m. $2. 483-4470.

THEATER

Measure for Measure See Thursday. Directed by John Neville-Andrews. Trueblood Theatre, Frieze Bldg. 2 p.m. $15, $7 students. 936-3301.

Struggling Truths See Thursday. Performance Network, 120 E. Huron. 2 p.m. $17. 663-0681.

H.M.S. Pinafore See Thursday. Mendelssohn Theater. 2 p.m. $7-18. 764-0450.

ALTERNATIVES

Scenarios: Recent Work by Lorna Simpson See Thursday. 20th Century and West Galleries, Museum of Art. Free. 764-0395.

Paradise Now: Picturing the Genetic Revolution See Thursday. Museum of Art. Free. 764-0395.

Art Video: “Decoding the Book of Life” This video, in conjunction with the “Paradise Now” exhibit, explores the human genome project and the societal implications that come with it. Media Room, Museum of Art. 1 p.m. Free. 764-0395.

Monday

CAMPUS CINEMA

All That Jazz (1979) Jiminy Christmas, that”s a lot of Jazz. Michigan Theater. 7 p.m.

Charlie”s Angels (2000) A look at how far feminism has fallen into an evil pit of underwear. Michigan Theater. 9:15 p.m. Free with M-Card.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon See Thursday. State Theater. 7 p.m.

Memento See Friday. Michigan Theater. 6:45 & 9:15 p.m.

Pollock See Thursday. State Theater. 7:15 & 9:30 p.m.

Solas See Sunday. Michigan Theater. 9:30 p.m.

MUSIC

Jazz Jam Session It”s okay, Boston Public is in reruns for another week. You can go kick out the jams. Pierpont Commons. 8 p.m. Free.

Acoustic Open Mic Please, go. All your white hat-ers, please go and get your fix of Dave Matthews for the week, so as I am walking home at 11:30 at night on a Tuesday I don”t have to hear “Everyday” blaring from some over-sized frat house. Just get it out of your system. God, HE”S NO JAMES TAYLOR. Tap Room, Ypsilanti 9:30 p.m. Free. 482-5320.

ALTERNATIVES

Jessica Litman This Wayne State law professor discusses

“Digital Copyright,” her non-fiction critique of Internet copyright law. Signing to follow. Borders. 7 p.m. Free. 668-7652.

Paradise Now: Picturing the Genetic Revolution See Thursday. Museum of Art. Free. 764-0395.

Scenarios: Recent Work by Lorna Simpson See Thursday. 20th Century and West Galleries, Museum of Art. Free. 764-0395.

Tuesday

CAMPUS CINEMA

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon See Thursday. State Theater. 7 & 9:15 p.m.

Memento See Friday. Michigan Theater. 6:45 & 9:15 p.m.

Pollock See Thursday. State Theater. 7:15 & 9:30 p.m.

Solas See Sunday. Michigan Theater. 7 & 9:30 p.m.

MUSIC

Blind Pig Showcase Night Warning: Oxymoron following: “advanced book open mic” night features East Road West, Abusing Troy, 2 Red Stripes and The Fuzz. Blind Pig, 208 S. 1st St. 10 p.m. Free. 996-8555.

Blues Jam Blues clues! Blues Clues is coming to the Tap Room? Sweet. Tap Room, Ypsilanti 9:30 p.m. Free. 482-5320.

ALTERNATIVES

Paradise Now: Picturing the Genetic Revolution See Thursday. Museum of Art. Free. 764-0395.

Scenarios: Recent Work by Lorna Simpson See Thursday. 20th Century and West Galleries, Museum of Art. Free. 764-0395.

Wednesday

CAMPUS CINEMA

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon State Theater. 7 & 9:15 p.m.

Memento See Friday. Michigan Theater. 6:45 & 9:15 p.m.

Pollock See Thursday. State Theater. 7:15 & 9:30 p.m.

Solas See Sunday. Michigan Theater. 9:30 p.m.

MUSIC

Amy Ray & the Butchies Well, this is gonna be some interesting music. It”s the Indigo Girls, and the other half mooches. Blind Pig, 208 S. 1st St. 10 p.m. $10 996-8555.

Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra Amsterdam Named after the Concertgebouw concert hall in Amsterdam, this world-famous orchestra performs an all-Mahler program, including his unfinished “Symphony no. 10.” Hill Auditorium. 8 p.m. $20-55. 764-2538.

THEATER

Law School Revue Law school students present this variety show. Michigan Theater. 7:30 p.m. $5. 647-5965.

ALTERNATIVES

Paradise Now: Picturing the Genetic Revolution See Thursday. Museum of Art. Free. 764-0395.

Scenarios: Recent Work by Lorna Simpson See Thursday. 20th Century and West Galleries, Museum of Art. Free. 764-0395.

Art Video: “Decoding the Book of Life” See Sunday. Museum of Art, Media Room. 12:10 p.m. Free. 764-0395.