Letterwriter is Matt Petering!

I am Matt Petering! Do you not know this!? Your failure to endorse me for University Regent makes you complicit in the proliferation of Life Sciences buildings. I am Matt Petering!

Matt Petering Junior Regent

Smoking is hot

In the beginning there were cigarettes. Big fat cigarettes. And the Daily editorial page encouraged everyone to smoke them. Because cigarettes are heaven. Heaven. That’s right. And all y’all who don’t smoke: Start smoking! Jesus Christ Son of a Whore, what’s wrong with you people? (I need a smoke.) Seriously, fucking fuck sticks, what’s wrong with you?

Dave, John and Neal


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