The 25th Hour We all know Spike’s casting decisions make sense, just remember that starring role of “He Got Game” filled by Ray Allen. Basketball players sure do make great actors. At Showcase: 12:50, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20, 12:10 (Fri. and Sat.) 3.5 stars

About Schmidt Is it really that funny to watch a guy watching the seconds tick on a clock for the first five minutes of a movie? The nude scene sure makes up for it. At Showcase: 1:25, 4:05, 6:40, 9:15, 11:55 (Fri. and Sat.) 5 stars

Adaptation Why settle for one fat, balding and utterly repulsive Nicholas Cage when you could have two for just the price of admissions? At Showcase: 12:00, 2:10, 4:20, 6:35, 8:45 5 stars

A Guy Thing All the world needs is another romantic comedy with the same plot, and then world peace would surely come to pass. Or everyone would just not see the movie. At Showcase: 6:30, 11:30 (Fri. and Sat.) 1.5 stars

Antwone Fisher Enough of this … Derek Luke and bikes have finally arrived. Put it back, put them both away forever and ever. At Showcase: 4:10, 6:50, 9:20, 12:00 (Fri. and Sat.) 3 stars

Catch Me if You Can Definitely the same, yeah, definitely the same airport walkway as “Rainman.” Definitely the same. At Madstone: 1:05, 4:05, 7:05, 9:45 At Showcase: 1:10, 4:00, 6:45, 9:40, 12:25 (Fri. and Sat.) 4 stars

Chicago We’ll have to wait for the director’s cut, especially with the action between Jones and Zellweger. Notice the nudity theme. At Madstone: 7:25 At Showcase: 12:15, 12:45, 2:30, 3:00, 4:45, 5:15, 7:10, 7:40, 9:30, 11:45 (Fri. and Sat.), 12:15 (Fri. and Sat.) 4 stars

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind It’s all a sham … no dancing from Sam! But lest we forget, there’s plenty of time spent looking at his bare ass. Could George be trying to tell us something? At Madstone: 2:00, 5:00, 9:45 4 stars

Darkness Falls After “Jack Frost” they decided to make the Tooth Fairy a scary villain. It would have been so much better with Clint Howard in that costume. At Showcase: 1:40, 3:40, 5:45, 8:10, 10:20, 12:30 (Fri. and Sat.) 1.5 stars

Frida Don’t blink. If you do you’ll miss Antonio, Ashley and some very interesting nakedness. At Madstone: 1:00, 7:00 4 stars

Gangs of New York Human branding, a glass eye and Cameron Diaz almost naked. Oh so close. This is the movie that could have been. At Madstone: 3:30, 9:30 At Showcase: 12:05, 3:15, 8:30 (Fri. and Sat.) 4.5 stars

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Pete Townsend would have a field day with this one. Sure, we believe it was research for the autobiography. At Showcase: 12:30 3 stars

The Hours A conundrum if you will: Would the movie have been so good if they had really made Kidman look like Woolf? If she were naked it would be. At Showcase: 1:30, 4:15, 7:00, 9:25, 11:50 (Fri. and Sat.) 5 stars

Just Married Nudity need not be mentioned … it’s already implied. Their car does sort of resemble the back seat of a Volkswagen. At Showcase: 12:35, 2:45, 4:55, 7:05, 9:10, 11:15 (Fri. and Sat.) 3 stars

Kangaroo Jack It’s not gone yet, and it sure as hell doesn’t have any topless scenes … even with Estella Warren, but hey, at least you get to see Jerry chase a kangaroo. At Showcase: 12:25, 2:25, 4:40, 6:55, 9:00

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers It certainly is a sad day when the finest film of the past year is leaving us soon. Only three seasons to go until the king returns! At Showcase: 1:00, 4:30, 8:15, 11:35 (Fri. and Sat.) 5 stars

My Big Fat Greek Wedding Still here. Never going away. Too tired to fight the power anymore. At Madstone: 1:10, 3:10, 5:10, 7:10, 9:10 3 stars

Narc No nudity, but a lot of blood and vomit and other fecal matter-type substances. There’s commitment for you. At Showcase: 10:00, 10:45 (Fri. and Sat.) 3.5 stars

National Security Well, at least it’s a step up from “Black Night.” Nothing could make us more proud. At Showcase: 12:55, 3:25, 5:25, 7:35, 9:50, 11:55 (Fri. and Sat.) 1 star

Super Sucker Using vacuum cleaner attachments for sexual pleasures … hmm, a good study for your night on Valentine’s Day. At Madstone: 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:15, 9:15 3.5 stars

Two Weeks Notice Sandra naked caught in a risqu

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