It has become fashionable in recent years to not just criticize the NBA, but to pick it apart – piece by piece – to expose its overall suckiness. It is the worst organization in sports, and perhaps in the entire world. If the NBA were a president, it would be Taft. If the NBA were a drink, it would be carrot juice. If the NBA were a baseball team, it would be the Tigers. If the NBA were a building, it would be Frieze. If the NBA were a television station, it would be Oxygen.
- Paul Wong
- David Horn
So at the risk of coming off as hackneyed and clich