MSA: Muslims Suck Association
SAFE: Students Allied for Fadi’s Ego
SOLE: Still Only Lily-whitE
IFC: Imbecilic Fucking Chumps
BAMN: Bumbling through life By Any Means Necessary
IASA: Indians Aren’t So Awesome
YAF: You Asshole Facists
MSA: Masturbating Sorority Affliction
BSU: Bitching Silliness and ConfUsion
AWA!: Anyone? Why An Exclamation point?
HEADS: Heads Equals A Durty Sanchez
LGBTC: Licking Grabbing Biting Tying Club
KMFDM: Kill My Fuckin’ Dog Man
ROTC: IRaqi Oil Through SuiCide
SAC: Students Against Cancer
SFL: Students Fomenting Lust
UAC: Underfunded Asshole’s ProjeCts
C.R.E.A.M. get the money. Dolla, dolla bills. y’all.
Z.J.A: Zac, Jess, Aubrey – Rape Machine