SIDE A

1. Total Devastation “Many Clouds of Smoke” – A glorification of all things marijuana.

2. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers “Last Dance With Mary Jane” – Dude, did you ever watch that video when you were high?

3. Cypress Hill “Dr. Greenthumb” – My grandma thinks this is about gardening.

4. The Byrds “Eight Miles High” – Before David Crosby got coked up and hid out on his boat, the Byrds were more into the weed.

5. The Beatles “I Am the Walrus” – “Smokes pot, smokes pot, everybody smokes pot.”

6. Snoop Dogg “Vapors” – Even though Snoop has sworn off the chronic, he can never escape his past.

7. Neil Young “Roll Another Number (For the Road)” – Recorded long ago when Neil was a dirty hippie instead of a dirty old man.

SIDE B

8. Peter Tosh “Legalize It” – It’s quite possible that Peter liked the cheeba even more than Bob Marley.

9. Bob Marley “We’re Jammin'” – “Shut up Lou! I love this song.” – Chief Clancy Wiggum.

10. Sublime “Smoke Two Joints” – On a related note, weed is better for you than heroin.

11. Skee-Lo “I Wish” – Hatchbacks are good for clambakes. I wish that I was high right now.

12. Sir Smokes-A-Lot “Samson Gets Me Lifted” – “I wanna talk to Samson. Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden.”

13. Sonic Youth & Cypress Hill “I Love You Mary Jane” – “It’s all about the music, man. That and getting toasted. Nicely toasted.”

14. Afroman “Because I Got High” – Yeah, we wanted to put more songs on this list, but then we got high.

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