Last week’s results:
Brandon Graham pumps up the arena crowd as the Delta Upsilon House stands still, being a house. Graham rushes the house, breaking the wooden beams with a massive candy cane. The house just stands there. Graham bursts through the walls send woodchips flying into the air. The house bursts into flame, but it’s too late. Graham steps over the burning rubble to victory.
Winner: Brandon Graham
Which of these campus personalities would prevail in battle?
This week, we have a slightly odd encounter. Who will prevail between a pack of promiscuous panthers and a promising new provost? You decide.