1. Get Rich Or Die Tryin’, 50 Cent – Who said drug dealing and gun violence can’t lead to good things?

2. Home, Dixie Chicks – The Dixie Chicks were knocked from the one-spot by a thug rapper. Does it get any better than that?

3. Cocky, Kid Rock – Pour one out for Joe C. and the rest of the fallen little people.

4. Come Away With Me, Norah Jones – For shame, Ravi. For shame!

5. Let Go, Avril Lavigne – Once her cuteness wears off, she’ll just turn into another Courtney Love.

6. Chicago, Soundtrack – A week later and we’re still pissed – 13 fucking Oscar nominations. Oy!

7. This Is Me … Then, Jennifer Lopez – Man, J-Lo and B-Aff sure make one suck-tacular combination.

8. The Dreamer, Blake Shelton – Who the hell are you and what are you doing on our list?

9. 10, LL Cool J – Oh man, 10 rules! Wait a minute, you’re not Eddie Vedder!

10. Under Construction, Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott – Look, she is not good. Face it.

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