1. Come Away With Me , Norah Jones – Norah’s so boring that even we don’t feel like making fun of her.

Charles Paradis
Kid Rock practically invented Dirrty.

2. Chicago, Soundtrack – It’s bad enough the movie will win a shitload of Oscars, but does it have to take all the Grammys too?

3. Let Go, Avril Lavigne – Why’d ya you have to go and make things so complicated, eh? That’s what Canadians say.

4. Home, Dixie Chicks – Natalie Maines is a certified beast.

5. This Is Me … Then, Jennifer Lopez – Are Jennifer and Ben divorced yet?

6. 8 Mile, Soundtrack – Wow, at least he didn’t release three good songs with a bunch of filler crap to accompany an overhyped movie.

7. Cocky, Kid Rock – Kid Rock: White-trash dirtball chic since 1998.

8. Under Construction, Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliot – Damn. Those teriyaki subs must really work.

9. I Care 4 U, Aaliyah – We care 4 U shutting the hell up. U R not good.

10. The Last Temptation, Ja Rule – If it involves crucifying Ja, we’ll buy it.

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