1. Come Away With Me, Norah Jones – That duet with John Mayer on VH1 was awful.

2. Let Go, Avril Lavigne – Are they cloning 14-year-olds specifically to buy more copies of this album?

3. Home, Dixie Chicks – Home, home on the range/Where the crappy country bands continue to sell crappy records to crappy people.

4. Chicago, Soundtrack – We have a choice between showtunes and getting a colonoscopy? Give us some time to think about it.

5. This is Me … Then, Jennifer Lopez – Hmm, something’s missing from that video … Oh, we know: She’s not making/frolicking out with Ben enough. That’s sarcasm.

6. 8 Mile, Soundtrack – Is anyone else ready to kick Shady in the crotch? Because we are.

7. Under Construction, Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliot – Kicking Eminem in the junk would also be a misdemeanor.

8. I Care 4 U, Aaliyah – R.I.P. = NO STUPID NEW ALBUMS.

9. Stripped, Christina Aguilera – Stripped of dignity.

10. The Last Temptation, Ja Rule – We heard they’re adding a “Best Ja Rule/R&B diva collaboration” category at the Grammys.

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