1. Come Away with Me, Norah Jones – We will be going nowhere with you.

2. This is Me … Then, Jennifer Lopez – We used to have a little respect for her/now we have none.

3. Let Go, Avril Lavigne – Sweet. Keep selling your album for $7 and you’ll be on the chart forever.

4. Home, Dixie Chicks – Home is where the crappy record is.

5. 8 Mile, Soundtrack – Why would Eminem come to the crappiest, dankest bar in Ann Arbor?

6. Justified, Justin Timberlake – He’s going to be crying us a river when we kick him in the shins and run away.

7. Up!, Shania Twain – The bile in our throats is going Up!

8. Under Construction, Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliot – Is publicly urinating on Billboard top 10 albums considered a misdemeanor?

9. I Care 4 U, Aaliyah – There’s something very Georgia O’Keefe-ish about that album cover.

10. Stripped, Christina Aguilera – Can TVs get venereal diseases? Because we think ours has a few after “Dirrty” appeared on it.

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