1. 8 Mile, Soundtrack – Lose yourself in this terrible soundtrack.
- Paul Wong
- Movie: Good; Music: Wiggity-wack.
2. Stripped, Christina Aguilera – Oh, come on, beside the Thai prostitution thing and the blatant objectification of women, it’s not that bad.
3. Nirvana, Nirvana – It’s also No. 3 on the “Most unnecessary Greatest Hist album” list.
4. Shaman, Santana – You’ve got to change your evil ways, baby/and stop making stupid collaboration albums …
5. Melt, Rascal Flatts – Well, at least they’re the only crappy country-pop act on the top 10.
6. Cry, Faith Hill – Oh, never mind. That’s two strikes.
7. Scarlet’s Walk, Tori Amos – Well, at least she doesn’t take herself too seriously.
8. The Eminem Show, Eminem – Geez, do you have to have all the spots on the chart?
9. Let Go, Avril Lavigne – I’m from Canada, so they think I’m slow, eh.
10. Home, Dixie Chicks – That’s it. Three strikes. Yer out.