1. O, Omarion — Hopefully, this album will be “Bump, Bump, Bumped” off this list soon.
2. Genius Loves Company, Ray Charles — Hey Ray, we loved you in “Collateral.”
3. American Idiot, Green Day — Wouldn’t Ann Arbor’s version of Jesus of Suburbia be the guy who plays the harmonica in front of the Ugli?
4. The Documentary, The Game — In case you didn’t know, 50 Cent kicked The Game out of G-Unit. Goodbye, fanbase.
5. The Beekeeper, Tori Amos — Honey, get a better name for your album. We don’t want to listen to the trials and tribulations of a freaking beekeeper.
6. Get Lifted, John Legend — How many cigarettes do you think it took for Kanye to buy John Legend?
7. Kidz Bop 7, Kidz Bop Kids — You know what happened to the kids from Kidz Bop 1? They become S Club 7.
8. Encore, Eminem — Encore implies that we actually want some more. Hey Em, spare us.
9. 17 Days, Three Doors Down — 17 days … looks like the amount of time this album has left on this list.
10. Breakaway, Kelly Clarkson — Christina Aguilera called. She wants her songs back.