I admit it. I watched “The Bachelor” on Wednesday.
I’m the biggest New York Giants fan at this University, and
if I could deal with the embarrassment of that playoff loss to the
San Francisco 49ers two years ago, I can deal with Giants backup
quarterback Jesse Palmer being The Bachelor. After mulling over the
future of the franchise, I realized Palmer’s latest gaffe
wasn’t all that bad — his teammates have warmed up to
the idea. Plus, with rumors of the Giants trading up to get Eli
Manning, Palmer’s future as a Giant is uncertain. And
seriously, what single man wouldn’t accept such an
opportunity? So, to help Jesse out (he is, after all, still a
Giant), I’ll evaluate what is better: his role as The
Bachelor or his role as a quarterback.
59.8 as a quarterback (That’s horrible)
10.9 on ABC (That’s good)
Can’t remember defenses
Can’t remember pretty girls’ names
Odds of Ring:
1 in 32
1 in 25
300 lb. lineman each week
A stalker (as seen in preview)
4-12 season with Giants last year
25 beautiful women
His boss (Giants GM Ernie Accorsi)
Karen (he forgot her name)
Sapp loves pretty boys Ending up with the spy.
It’s Jenny S!
Political Science and Business degrees
Earning another Bachelor’s degree
Four weeks (all losses)
Six weeks (Lots of “playing” time)
Host Chris Harrison
Final analysis: 7-2, Bachelor — It looks like
Palmer should quit his day job.