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I have been a claw supporter for two years, so I’m excited people are converting. But I had one unfortunate incident when I was clawing and my watch got caught up in a sorority girl’s hair. She got really pissed. Is there anything we can do to harness the claw?

– Kristen Schulte, LSA senior

Tragic. Absolutely tragic. Here’s the thing, though. You should never, ever doubt the way you claw. Everyone is developing their own claw style, so if yours means getting your claws mixed up in a sorority girl’s hair, more power to you. If the girl is doing her job, she’d claw you right back and you guys could execute the Ohio State claw. Anyway, never try and harness the claw. Let it flow naturally and take down whoever is in its path. Keep us posted.

 

 

 

 

 

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