It’s October. Smells like Halloween parties, turning leaves and – wait, wait – midterm exams. Fuck. If you’ve been sleepwalking through classes like we all have, you’ll probably need to pull an all-nighter in the next week or so – that is, if you haven’t already.

Jessica Boullion
Step seven – what not to do.
Jessica Boullion
Something you probably should have looked at already. (STEVEN TAI/Daily)

If you have less than three hours (a complete REM cycle) to spend sleeping, it’s better just to stay awake. Your system might continue running on adrenaline rather than submitting to the sluggish lethargy that often follows an unsatisfying rest, bad sexual episode, etc.

We’ve all done it. But do it right, and it works. You just have to get used to seeing yourself in the mirror looking perpetually surprised.

Steps can be alternated as desired. We like to repeat step three, specifically the last suggestion until ah oh whothefuckcares soo.o tired ZZzzzz fdlfa NEED MOR PILLS dinmmyg god 122$&;. we can’t Type*%& anhymore bhahll$&%)(999 .

Step 1. Location is key. Sure, you can start out at home or at a caf

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