Statement

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To say the curve of a tress is a matter of debate would be fair. What are we, anyway, but confused, furry creatures, forced to wander the world with a little extra fur on top? Some of our fur is curly; some of our fur is straight.

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There is a specific sound that comes from an egg frying in a pan.

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Dear Emma,

I need advice. How can I stop my parents from killing me after they find out I spilled a cup of coffee on my laptop?

Sincerely,

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"It's nice to be able to use your mailbox. Everything's so instant now that it's nice to take a second and write. I just wrote four pages to my friend (at Wayne) ... I send tea with my letters to her, too."
 

-LSA freshman, Jessica Leininger

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For over thirty years, ArtScape, the largest free arts festival in the U.S., has taken place over a three-day period in mid July, centered in downtown Baltimore between Penn Station and the Meyerhoff Symphony Hall. Most vendors and performance stages are located on either Charles St. or Mt.

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When Jack arrived and met his roommate his freshman year, things were going great.

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The haunted houses began with cardboard boxes.

It’s been a little over a year since the Ice Bucket challenge took the nation by storm. But, at the University and beyond, researchers are still feeling the tingle.

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I have met the devil. He has a bushy tail. Let me explain.

On a dry February morning freshman year, my friends and I met by the Cube to travel to Pennsylvania or Indiana or somewhere like Indiana and Pennsylvania. Iowa?

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There is no drink called a “chai tea latte.” I’m sorry, but it just doesn’t exist in the same way that Hallmark Holidays don’t exist.