Statement

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Recently, during my 2 a.m.

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Dear Humanoid Beings of The Universe,

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Yo, wassup folks!!! It’s $KingJ$ (rapper name) and I’m gonna write about how and why I started rapping.

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Avi dog:

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“We parked in front of that pristine white building with Roman columns surrounded by trees where all the kids were lounging on blankets and blasting Jack Johnson.

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I have walked past the “Bookstore Mural” hundreds of times during my two years living in Ann Arbor. Whenever my errands drag me across the Diag, my heels instinctively turn the corner and put me onto the perpetually busy street of East Liberty.

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Lisa nearly dropped the plate she was cleaning when she heard a large truck door slam shut. It was the new neighbors at last. She opened her curtains wide, allowing sunshine to burn the dark, dustless countertops, and peered out of her kitchen window.

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From the viral spread of the #MeToo movement to the brave testimony of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, it’s not a secret that sexual violence is pervasive in our society.

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For the past few months, my column has covered hefty topics such as Facebook data breaches, Blackberry’s pivotal

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The first blog I ever read religiously was called “Mod Podge Rocks.” It was 2011 and I was a devoted decoupager.