Not To Be


What’s in a name?

Nothing if you can’t remember it.



A first date should be:




-Fun (not merely enjoyable)


-A fantastic production of “Henry IV, Part 1” followed by a few glasses of wine and extensive discussions of our favorite musicians that dissolves into a sloppy kiss sing-along


The lady doth not protest

if you want to sleep over.


Second date ideas:


-A walk in the park

-Grabbing coffee

-Comparing favorite Radiolab episodes on the cold walk to a warm bed, followed by choosing locations for a Calvin and Hobbes tattoo on each other’s bodies


Now is the winter of utter contentment.


A third date

should not be this hard

to schedule.


And nothing will come of nothing. 

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