Not To Be
What’s in a name?
Nothing if you can’t remember it.
Ah-hem.
A first date should be:
-Punctual
-Unusual
-Fun (not merely enjoyable)
-Long
-A fantastic production of “Henry IV, Part 1” followed by a few glasses of wine and extensive discussions of our favorite musicians that dissolves into a sloppy kiss sing-along
The lady doth not protest
if you want to sleep over.
Second date ideas:
-A walk in the park
-Grabbing coffee
-Comparing favorite Radiolab episodes on the cold walk to a warm bed, followed by choosing locations for a Calvin and Hobbes tattoo on each other’s bodies
Now is the winter of utter contentment.
A third date
should not be this hard
to schedule.
And nothing will come of nothing.