Jim Harbaugh has been known to quote Ralph Waldo Emerson, Yogi Berra and Rick Ross — some of the greatest wordsmiths in American culture.

But Harbaugh has some talent with the pen, too. Well, more accurately, he has talent with the keyboard. Using his widely followed Twitter account, Harbaugh bounces between responding to jabs from other coaches, dishing out original wisdom and passing along quotes from his favorite sources of inspiration.

The Daily wondered what a poem constructed solely out of Harbaugh’s tweets might look like: 

A Real Toe-Tapper

Ppl say I’m crazy doing what I’m doing,
Give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin
“These haters can’t hold me back”
No fear for water! See a little nervousness at dentist
“They said” artificial sweeteners were safe
Le Big Mac and Royale with Cheese please
I
m not a food critic, merely a blunt instrument who only knows football.
Fueling up on Bacon

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S/O to @colincowherd
S/O to East Quad orientators, Dominick’s enthusiasts & the Oklahoma Drill.
S/O to @G_Eazy
Congrats to our friend @BigSean
A real toe-tapper

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If you want to learn something new, read something old
Spending the day mining for Gold
Hustle! Constant Hustle! Hustling at All Times!

History doesn’t repeat itself but it does rhyme
Anything less than a man’s best effort cheats himself! Demeans him! Spoils him! Ruins him! Cheapens him!
If that offends anybody then so be it!

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Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
A Great Day!
A Great Week!
A Great Month!
A Great Year!
Great with a capital 
G!

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Suggestion to my Rocky Top colleague
Georgia Coach
Director Smith
You will reap what you sow.

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BTW Miss Sarah likes me in a Cowboy hat too!

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