A short list of important thirds.
Arya Naidu
Managing Arts Editor
No Filter
Yes, this story begins and ends with my vomit, but perhaps this second spew was a manifestation of all the interior anxieties I needed to purge, which couldn’t find an out the first time around.
I have fallen in love with Vampire Weekend several times. The first I can remember was in the backseat of a minivan when “A-Punk” came on the radio.
- MEGAN FOX - IN
- CORRESPONDENCE (AS A PRIMARY MODE OF COMMUNICATION) - IN
- MONOPOLY (ECONOMIC STRUCTURE) - OUT
- ASTROLOGY TWITTER - OUT
- CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME - OUT
- ENDING THE PARTY - IN
- HOMEWRECKING - IN
- FASCISM - OUT
In March of 2015 Tobias Jesso Jr.’s six-foot-seven frame seemed to materialize out of nowhere and place in our laps the sweet, devastatingly sad Goon.
When one thinks of Pluto, one thinks of the age-old question: Is Pluto a planet?
Who’s to say? I’m not sure that that’s that big of deal.
I’m not advocating for some sort of crusade against elevators — “Cut the Cables of Oppression!” — all I’m saying is that staircases have been here before elevators and will probably be here after.
ME & J COLE COOL NOW SO NOW ITS FUCK RUSS
— Lil pump (@lilpump) June 6, 2018