Eighth grade girls can be the meanest, coldest, most frustrating creatures in the world. They can also be the smartest and kindest and coolest. And they only listen to people — their peers, the internet — who tell them the former.
In any other year, “Christopher Robin” might’ve swooped into theaters and stolen our hearts with its whimsy and all around pleasant spirit. After all, who doesn’t love Winnie the Pooh? No one, that’s who.